{"id":3676,"date":"2015-10-21T11:42:42","date_gmt":"2015-10-21T16:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/?p=3676"},"modified":"2021-07-23T15:31:21","modified_gmt":"2021-07-23T20:31:21","slug":"10-things-strippers-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/10-things-strippers-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things Strippers Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3677 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/10-things-strippers-hate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"345\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/10-things-strippers-hate.jpg 615w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/10-things-strippers-hate-600x337.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><noscript><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3677 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/10-things-strippers-hate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/10-things-strippers-hate.jpg 615w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/10-things-strippers-hate-600x337.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/noscript><\/p>\n<h2>I talked to the Hot Babes of <a href=\"http:\/\/showpalaceny.com\/\">Show Palace<\/a>, the Queens-based all-nude strip club that admits 18- to 21-year-old customers, and hires under-21 dancers, and asked them what their biggest pet peeves were.<\/h2>\n<p>Below, find their responses in no particular order.<span id=\"more-1635\"><\/span><\/p>\n<h2><strong>1)<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>Singles (aka cheap men)<\/strong>.<\/h2>\n<p>Don\u2019t come to the club with $5 in singles and stay all night. Yeah, asshole.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>2) Smacking.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Hands off the asses.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>3) Wedding rings.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Not only does that mean the guy is taken, but it goes back to the smacking. Ouch!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>4) Smelly breath.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>BRUSH MEN,\u00a0<em>BRUSH<\/em>. No one wants to be grinding on anything that smells like it\u2019s dead.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>5) Ballers on a budget.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Don\u2019t show up with a pack of guys with hopes to pass one girl around all night!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>6) Chatty Cathy\u2019s.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>If you want to talk, call your mom!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>7) Cell phones.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>PERIOD. We like our privacy too.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>8) Other women.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>At least not the lame ones who are there to monitor and not enjoy. Fun women welcome!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>9) Bill Placement.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Don\u2019t try to put bills in our mouths or other areas\u2026especially when they come from your sweaty hands!\u00a0 Keep it\u00a0to the g strings and other straps, men!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>10)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Kissers.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>DON\u2019T TRY IT. THE END.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re in Queens, New York, hit up the Show Palace. Recent performers have included fresh-faced adult star Belle Knox and the incomparable Bonnie Rotten.<\/p>\n<p>Tell the Show Palace\u00a0your own stripper tales of woe via their\u00a0<a title=\"Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ShowPalaceNY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Facebook page<\/a>\u00a0or\u00a0<a title=\"Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShowPalaceNY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Twitter<\/a>\u00a0account.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I talked to the Hot Babes of Show Palace, the Queens-based all-nude strip club that admits 18- to 21-year-old customers, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3677,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1924,1928],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hot-babes","category-mens-lifestyle"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.0 - 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